When you drop something and catch it before it hits the ground.
Like a ninja.
CARDBOARD BOXES
I WANT TO GET INSIDE YOU
ooh mr. cell phone oooh
What’s up, bed. You’re looking mighty fine today
Hey TV! Wanna get it on later?
My Robin action figure is my hot date tonight.
My Blue Beetle comics?
WHY IS IT ALWAYS PAPER!?My sewing maschine. Accurate.
pomegranate ice tea
Sup couch?
Oh, hello there blue Pentel machanical pencil. I see you’re using 0.7 led. Very nice. I hope you won’t mind if I just… write with you… oh… oh yes. That’s nice. Mmmmyeah. That’s a good mechanical pencil.
OH 3 LITER BOTTLE OF FAYGO, YOU PLEASURE ME SO WELL
DVD of Singing in the Rain.
I haven’t even seen this movie.
My media/work station. Surprisingly accurate.
a gloomy bear
oh.
prismacolor colored pencils.
I never have anything on my immediate right. It’s always the dishwasher across the room. So far, this dishwasher is the source of my superpowers, the object that will someday kill me, and my love interest, all in one.
A Magritte catalogue. Accurate.
Tardis wallet. Nailed it.
Pillows. o.o
How Cheaper by the Dozen should have gone
Is Jake your only child?
Ahah, no.
We have twelve.
Twelve fucking children.
Do you know how much it costs to raise twelve children?
They shit fucking everywhere and I’m developing lesions everywhere because I’m constantly bending over
Cleaning their SHIT
Please take one
Please take them all
RIPE FOR THE FUCKING PICKING
OH GOD I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
WE’RE GOING TO FUCKING SNAP JUST TAKE ONE
omg look what i just found
Reblog if you’re willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.
Via Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
That awkward moment when you can’t understand what someone’s said even after they’ve repeated it four times
So You’re Just Like:
Hoping it wasn’t a question.
(Source: damnthatswhatshesaid)
